I laughed a lot.

Some of you won't get this. Some of you will. Michelle Larson and Jen Armstrong - you will love this.

I got online to chat with Sears about the dryer to see if I could get some DIY advice. I found out quickly that they don't give DIY advice, they just send script after script about Sears doing it for you. Go figure. BUT, look what I discovered:

You have been connected to Ross Geller.
Ross Geller: Thank you for choosing Sears. My name is Ross How may I assist you?

Are you serious?! I was loving this. So I had to have fun with this.


Ross Geller: We at Sears offer the best price for quality service and we also stand by all our products and services. All the repair service comes with a 90 days warranty. That means if you have the same problem within 90 days we will fix it at no cost to you.
Rachel: Ok thanks. I'll keep that in mind
Rachel: Also, have you talked to Monica and Chandler lately?
Ross Geller: I am sorry unfortunately I am not from friends but my name is Ross geller.
Rachel: Oh ok. I was hoping you were the real Ross Gellar.
Ross Geller: Well I wish I was.

Ok so at this point I was like, well that's kind of a sad response...somewhere this guy wishes he was the real Ross Gellar...but still I continued to have fun.

Ross Geller: I would recommend you to have your appliance fixed by our certified technician.
Rachel: Ok thanks.
Rachel: And you never know, Jennifer Aniston could be looking for you right now.
Ross Geller: That's a good one.

And then I REALLY wanted to make sure he knew that we were NOT on a break...but I didn't.


Ok bye.